There’s a reason I don’t watch the news. I looooove crying about things I have no connection to.
O Grammy’s are happening tonight aren’t they OK
It is 11 o’clock and the pigeons are cooing outside my window.
It’s that moment you realize the episode of Futurama you’re watching is the one about Fry’s dog.
My radiator sounds like it’s farting.
Whole Foods is a bad idea.
it8bit: Peach and Zelda Catch Up by College Humor I always had a nagging suspicion.
I can’t seem to satisfy my hunger.