Everyone else seems drunk when you’re drunk. AKA Tumblrs are a lot funnier when you’re drunk
The pigeons in the alley way are always cooing like they’re fornicating.
It sounds like there is an orgy happening in the yard below my fire escape.
Sometimes funny things happen
Flying back to New York tomorrow. Oh ok
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. I HATE IT WHEN SHIT HAPPENS WHERE THINGS ARE PERFECT AND THEN THEY SUCK. Although everything is fine, it just SUCKS A LOT.
I’m tired of the fake. I’m tired of the imagined. I want it to be real. More real than it already is.
Blonde Redhead - Everything is Wrong
Changed my flight: JFK bound on January 9th.
It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath. The modern term ‘testimony’ is derived from this tradition.